- My wife and I were watching who wants to be a millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said " Do you want to have sex ? " "No," she answered. Then I said , " is that your final answer ?" She didn't look at me and said "yes". So I said , " then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started.....
- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said ," I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started.....
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