Rabbit - Giraffe - Elephant - Lion

A rabbit was hopping through the forest
and came upon a giraffe rolling a joint.

The rabbit said,
"Giraffe, don't do drugs.
Come, run with me through the forest."

The giraffe looked at him, then at the joint,
dropped the joint and started running with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine.

The rabbit said,
"Elephant, don't do drugs.
Come, run with us through the forest."

The elephant looked at drugs, tossed them away
and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

They then came across a lion about to shoot up.

The rabbit said
"Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us."

The Lion put down the needle
and started to beat the crap out of the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked,
"Lion, why are you doing this?
He was only trying to help you."

The lion answered,
"This little fucker?
He makes me run around the forest
like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy."